Thursday, July 10, 2014
Our group is quite diverse with both young and old. It will be interesting to see if or how the
group comes together
My car with Nate, Michael, Blake and Dillon have a
relatively docile journey as the alternatively battle on iphones, sleep, talk
mostly quietly. John leads the way and
manages to avoid the 5 or more speed traps our fine public servants have set up
along the path.
We get to WV and drive though a town. This town has an astonishingly high number of
taverns/bars/gin joints. Or maybe that is
how every little town in WV is, I simply don’t have a large enough data sample
to reach any conclusions.
We finally turn into
the Summit Bechtel Scout Ranch and note that the steel sign is already rusted (queue
the Love Shack line Nate and I both sang).
We drive into the ranch about forever – seeing a fawn and a wild turkey
on the way and arrive at the gate at exactly noon. We couldn’t have been more punctual. But since we are on time, we get to wait at
the gate for 15 minutes while someone comes out to pick us up and lead us to
camp. We drive on a gravel road for
about forever (and note the surprisingly small opportunities to get lost which
seems strange to have needed an escort..) and wind around the camp and over to
Camp C which will be our base camp.
We arrive and get our stuff out of the car and head down to
a registration tent and stand and wait for about forever. John finally emerges from the registration
tent and tells us that a few of us need to go in and get oriented. We go in and wait for about forever as the
guy keeps taking phone calls and eventually says “I gave you all that paperwork
right? Enjoy your stay.” Or something like that. We head to camp and they scramble into the
coveted tents, and generally since they
are all identical and new and not full of spiders, everyone is happy.
We are assigned to the BMX so we head there first. We enter the tent and he tells us to grab a
helmet and some pads. So I grab a helmet
and he hands me some pads. They are two
kneepads and two elbow pads. And, they are WET.
Not like damp from humidity, but like really wet. And if they were just wet, it would be pretty
gross, but the odor emanating from these pads is beyond my feeble ability to describe. It is a combination of mold, a teenage boy’s
sweat socks, and the set of gym clothes my son brought home from middle school
about once a semester. And once they
were on, it didn’t go away. And it’s
staying power is something every perfume manufacturer would covet. Remember, we are out of doors (thankfully because
if we weren’t, I’m pretty sure we would all have been passed out from the smell
long ago) and it is still so pungent my eyes are watering.
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